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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

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