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Vovše is a settlement in the hills east of Vače in the Municipality of Litija in central Slovenia. The area is part of the traditional region of Upper Carniola and is now included with the rest of the municipality in the Central Sava Statistical Region. It includes the hamlets of Cvetež, Toge, and V Mejah.
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Jurriaan Haak was a Dutch footballer. He was part of the Netherlands national team, playing two matches and scoring two goals. He played his first match on 17 November 1912. He had been a reserve on the national team in the 1908 Olympics in London but did not play.
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